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_{[ the more pressing matter first: ]}
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

Today I realized that I can make these sorts of faces on my phone.
~(=^‥^)_旦~

_{[ There is some rapid knocking on Gintoki's door this evening. ]}

Ha ha haa! _{[ Shouldn't be ho ho ho? Oh well. Such a sinister laughter. It sounded like somebody was breaking in more than anything. Should you even bother answering the door? ]}

Open up! It's the Spirit of Christmas!
_{[ spirit of Christmas my ass. Spirit of Christmas sounds nothing like that. ]}

Edited 2015-04-21 23:00 (UTC)

[Outside of Gintoki's door this evening is a small box. The box is filled with colorful mochi, perfect for the new year, and underneath the box is a card. It reads:

"Happy New Year. Try not to throw these up."

There's nothing subtle about that message at all!! The card is unsigned, but he's probably seen that handwriting before...

But whoever left it is nowhere to be found.]

Yo, Kintoki!

[After a beat:]

Is this your number? I wonder if I've got the right one...

_{[ Maybe you're going to the kitchen? Maybe you're going to the bathroom? Maybe you're just walking down the hallway. Whatever, it doesn't matter which room you're in, but all over the walls there are plenty of these flyers.
There is text on the back:
JOIN THE REBELLION
PASSWORD: JULIUS CAN SUCK THE BIG ONE
***ACCEPTANCE INCLUDES COMPLIMENTARY TOWEL**

CONTACT KATSURA KOTAROU FOR DETAILS.

There isn't any sight or sound of him around? Doesn't mean he isn't, however. ]}

_{[ RINGRINGRINGRING PLEASE PICK UP. ]}

[On the morning of February 15th, Gintoki will find a small box of store-bought chocolates on his doorstep. Attached is an unsigned note:]

Ah, what's this?

Ohhhh! It seems as though you've been visited by your one true love- Chocolate! ^w^

Careful, careful! Don't stuff your face so quickly- You'll choke. ♥ ♥ ♥

_{[ it's been a rough day, hasn't it, Gintoki? A rough day of being jobless, probably doing nothing. You're ready to hit the sack.
Low and behold, there's somebody in your bed. Somebody has beaten you to your own bed— somebody who has worked long and hard and probably deserves more rest than you.

He's lying on his back and buried under the covers, but Gintoki probably recogizes the dark hair that is spilling out from under the blanket. ]}

[Gintoki will receive a call from a rather disgruntled fellow.]

Hey-

[Sakamoto clears his throat. He attempts to maintain his usual jovial tone, although the man he's calling knows him far too well. There's a hint of uncertainty in his voice.]

Yooo, Kintoki! Is Zura with you? I haven't really seen 'im! Ah, recently.

[In this goofy text, the following file is attached.]

are you hard right now? ;)

_{[ Is that knocking at your door? It certainly is. Better go answer it. At least it isn't an aggressive entrance through the window.

In a falsetto tone: ]}
Sakata-saaaaaan, I'm the ice cream man! Open up!

_{[ really, though. He means business. Just get your lazy ass up. ]}

_{[ Guess who found out where you live.
That's right.

This duck thing. It's paying you a visit this evening.
So have it politely knocking on your door. ]}

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Re: [ TEXT ]

[ ACTION ] 12.24

12/31

voicemail; 1/1

morning... maybe like... 01/11.. action ????

[ VOICE; ] post-glitch event, like probably instantly after

[action]

[ PERM-A ACTION ] valentine's evening

[Voice] event; feb12/13th timeframe

text; whenever, probably late at night

[ action ] feb. 26th

[ ACTION ] 3/28