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[pachintoki]

 Someday this will look cool or something.

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Re: morning... maybe like... 01/11.. action ????

[pachintoki]

[He'll tear one or two down. . .]

Ah, extra toilet paper.

[bakudanma]

_{[ PULLS THE SHOWER CURTAIN BACK AND POINTS A FINGER WILDLY. ]}
It's not extra toilet paper, it's rebellion!
Don't dishonor what I'm trying to accomplish here with your dirty ass!

[pachintoki]

[SCREAAAAAAAAM

SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN A GUY POPS OUT OF THE SHOWER WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE A LEAK! His pants are half-way undone, even.

. . . n-nnno, no, it's not . . . not wet, right? Oh thank-you kami-sama. He really could have let loose there, but it seems things are still dry. . .]

GH-GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!

[bakudanma]

_{[ Katsura stays put, poised, not even bothered by Gintoki's scream with his arms crossed. ]}
Are you even going to read it, Gintoki? Surely somebody like you is moderately interested in what actually goes on in this place.

[pachintoki]

Oi. . . get the hell out of my shower so I can take care of my business. My business is gonna come before your business, so get out.

[Waiting. Yeah, he's waiting. But he's about two seconds away from dragging Zura out by the wig.]

[bakudanma]

Not until I make sure you read every detail of that-- even the fine print.

[pachintoki]

[Seriously, why does he bother. After a minute he'll close the shower curtain calmly, and take care of what needs to happen. Enjoy those sounds, Zura. There are a few other sounds, there's a flush, you can come out now.

Gintoki's going back to his fancy high tech sofa, so that's where Zura can find him. There aren't any fliers to be seen anywhere now, unlses Zura wants to look in the toilet.]

[bakudanma]

<sub>[ He'll.. endure it. Katsura is a persistent little shit, so he stands behind that shower curtain until he is certain Gintoki is out there.
And then, when he steps out of the shower, it hits him that all of his papers have been used for toilet paper.

Don't do this to him, Gin. DOn't go breakin' his heart.
Zura comes barreling out of the bathroom. ]</sub>

GINTOKI! Aren't you concerned about any of this that is going on?
_{[ beeline to the couch. ]}
Don't you want to put a stop to it?