[ it consists of a broken mess of an umbrella that belonged to Kagura, and an ominous brown envelope with no backward address. ]
[ inside there is a letter. ]
To: Sakata Gintoki From: Daimaou Kuppa
Greetings, esteemed citizen Sakata-san!
You have received this letter because we, the Koopaling Mafia, are holding your de facto beloved illegitimate daughter Kagura-chan hostage. It was possible because of your poor parenting skills, which drove the young girl to hang around questionable crowds and alleys by herself.
If you wish to see her return to your house unharmed and alive, you must prove yourself to be worthy and fulfill these demands:
* bagel bites; * join the local Holly Revolution patriot movement; * buy 20 boxes of sukonbu; * be nice to your old friends; * promise to play Battleship with Kagura-chan every night.
[ There are a barrage of pen marks here as if someone was trying to keep writing as the paper was pulled away ]
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[ it consists of a broken mess of an umbrella that belonged to Kagura, and an ominous brown envelope with no backward address. ]
[ inside there is a letter. ]
To: Sakata Gintoki
From: Daimaou Kuppa
Greetings, esteemed citizen Sakata-san!
You have received this letter because we, the Koopaling Mafia, are holding your de facto beloved illegitimate daughter Kagura-chan hostage. It was possible because of your poor parenting skills, which drove the young girl to hang around questionable crowds and alleys by herself.
If you wish to see her return to your house unharmed and alive, you must prove yourself to be worthy and fulfill these demands:
* bagel bites;
* join the local Holly Revolution patriot movement;
* buy 20 boxes of sukonbu;
* be nice to your old friends;
* promise to play Battleship with Kagura-chan every night.
[ There are a barrage of pen marks here as if someone was trying to keep writing as the paper was pulled away ]
We expect your immediate cooperation.
Have a wonderful day!
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[ there's no 'katsura' written anywhere in this letter! ]